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• I gave her the ring - she gave me the finger....
• I don't recall running for this office.
• For New Year's, I gave up sex and lying.
• What if I gave a .siggie and nobody cared?
• I feel much better since I gave up hope!
• Several years ago at our site I had an argument with a co-worker about the use of menu screens.
  I argued that they are fine for a while, but that soon become tedious and that direct verb commands were preferable....
• A woman walks into her sex therapist's office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and they never have sex anymore, and asks what to do about it.
  The therapist tells her that she has an experimental drug that might do the trick....
• I read so much about risks of drinking, I gave up reading