Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.

Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing.
I reply to all submissions, but about 30% of the replies bounce.


From prv@philabs.philips.com Wed Dec 14 18:30:03 1988
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From: prv@philabs.philips.com (Paul Veldman)
Subject: Feeling guilty
Keywords: chuckle
Date: 15 Dec 88 00:30:03 GMT
Status: O


Source: A Dutch cook-book

Maitre de Cuisine (Chief Cook) of a famous restaurant
to a salesperson in the Stationery Department :

"Do you have 97 of these 'Get Well Soon'-cards ? ....."