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• J. Daniel Smith's East German joke the other day reminded of this one.
  Bill Fason told it to me a few years ago. --DG) One night, Erich Honnecker was in the bedchamber having some pillow talk with his mistress....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• David Albe
• /David albert@harvard.harvard.edu
• This is David. Talk.
• David Coperfield with one P?
• Behave Yourself, by David Letterma
• Switch off emulation = David Letterma