Here's one people can tell to their grandmothers: Once upon a time there was a famous sea captain.
This captain was very successful at what he did...
Sh, Tom sees moths.
The Comic Genius Of Tom Arnold
Be careful with that saw!, Tom said offhandedly.
Meow, meow" Tom chanted catatonically.
Drop the gun, Tom said with a disarming smile.
Peeping Tom = A Guy too lazy to go to the Beach!
The male sheep was badly cut, Tom rambled.