I finally tried that Preparation H they're always talking about on
TV. It tasted terrible, gave me bad breath, stained my teeth, and
ruined my toothbrush.
So all you people recommending it, as far as I'm concerned, you can
just stick it up your ASS!
TV. It tasted terrible, gave me bad breath, stained my teeth, and
ruined my toothbrush.
So all you people recommending it, as far as I'm concerned, you can
just stick it up your ASS!
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