I Am Afraid That I Have To Blame Alice Dunsmuir For This One.

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I am afraid that I have to blame Alice Dunsmuir for this one. She
was the occasional secretary and booking agent for Fat Moose. One
passanger was very worried about getting on an airplane that had a
bomb on board. The arguement that this was less than a one in a million
chance really was not working. So Alice suggested that the passanger
carry a bomb on board, for the chance of getting on an airplane with
two bombs on board was so small as to be almost never.