>Q: How many Northwest pilots does it take to fly a DC-9?
>A: Two, and a fifth
Hmm. Sounds like an offshoot of Exxon tanker jokes to me.
>A: Two, and a fifth
Hmm. Sounds like an offshoot of Exxon tanker jokes to me.
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