This one is one of my favorites! You can make your own Bush speech using the words rearranged in the order of your choice and listen to that when you're done... Pretty funny!

This is what I made:

Ladies and Gentlemen! My country is great so that Saddam Hussein will be destroyed and shared by all violent ambitions. Our principles are comprehensive unlike Afghanistan and beyond we created! We've accomplished much persistant proverty to kill deceitful dictators including my own by not innocent lives. Above all, the United States government must never again conflict in further further destruction. America stands commited to just peace, justice and freedom of the world.