Cakes And Ale

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Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University.

It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and
asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale. The following dialog ensued:



Proctor: I beg your pardon?

Student: Sir, I request that you bring me Cakes and Ale.

Proctor: Sorry, no.

Student: Sir, I really must insist. I request and require that you
bring me Cakes and Ale.



At this point, the student produced a copy of the four hundred year old Laws of
Cambridge, written in Latin and still nominally in effect, and pointed to the
section which read (rough translation from the Latin):

"Gentlemen sitting examinations may request and require Cakes and Ale".

Pepsi and hamburgers were judged the modern equivalent, and the student sat
there, writing his examination and happily slurping away.

Three weeks later the student was fined five pounds for not wearing a sword to
the examination.

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