A Letter From Home

Hey, has anyone ever seen Snakes on a Plane? I've never seen it, but
my sister said that it was stupid (even though she's never seen it
either). And the title is stupid. I mean what kind of idiot does it
take to come up with a title like that, Snakes on a Plane! Whoooo! So
suspenseful, I'm sweating just waiting to go see it(even though it's
been out of the theatres for months). With all of the millions that
those people are payed in Hollywood, you'd think that they could hire
someone who could come up with a good stinkin' title! Like Sly
Serpents in the Air or Bellycrawlers Abound in the Blue Air. Really
people, come on! Actually, the critics said that it was a good
movie. But (I know what you're saying in your head. I am the
smartest person you've ever heard. That's why you shouldn't judge
someone by their name. I know that Boo-Boo isn't the most
intellectual name, but there is some golden knowledge in the old
Boo-Boo. Anyway, back to the tangent...)what do they know? I mean
they criticized one of the best movies ever and then they "critically
aclaim" (as the media would put it) this Snakes on a Plane movie.
They should have not even considered watching the movie because of the
title. But I guess it really is all up to the person who watches
the movie, after all "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" (yes that
is an allusion to another famous literary work, and yes it is an
allusion, my English teacher was talking about them today). If you
aren't too particualar about titles, and aren't too fond of creativity
(art killer, cough, cough... Who me? I didn't say anything, I have a
cold), then I guess you might maybe in a million years try to hope to
consider liking the movie. But the chances are small you will, I've
seen it (and if you really believe I've seen it, you aren't paying
attention, I told you at the beginning that I haven't ever seen it.
Or maybe I was lying to you! But I wasn't. I was lying the second
time. Or was I???.....) Uhhh...Oh yeah! So I guess you really
shouldn't be listening to me, I mean I'm not an expert or anything.
Gosh, stop putting so much pressure on me! If you want to go see this
movie, then go as you please! Jurassic Park was a good movie, the
second one was almost better, but the third on was a little more dull.
I think it was because of that Spinosaurus. I like the T-rex better
myself. But don't listen to me, you shouold have your own opinions
and thoughts. I mean that is what our forefathers fought and died
for, right? Unless you came from immigrants, I have to include you
all to be politically correct. So if you want to like the movie, like
it. But don't like it because I told you to like it if you want to,
like it because you genuinely want to like it. I could go on with
this don't like it because I said to like it; or said to like it if
you want; or said to like it if you want, but not because I said to
like it if you want (even though it is impossible to tell someone to
make their own decisions without making their decision to start making
their decisions)all day, but I'm a little short on time (and no, I'm
not the biggest loser in the world to have time to write all of this,
I'm the second to the biggest. And yes, the last sentence actually
did make sense if you read it carefully). Oh! I've got to go, I'm
going to rent this movie I've heard a ton about. Have you heard about
Snakes on a Plane? I bet it is going to be great! Oh yeah, the
joke with the $ and the NO was kind of funny too.

that guy was such a loser he had no idea what he was talkin about.
That was so random doesn't he know that no one cares he was supid!!!!

Don't worry, this time I'm going to make it short. The "real Boo-Boo"
is actually a fake! A FAKE! I'm the only Boo-Boo, besides Yogi's
little friend.

LIAR! that guy is such a BIG FAT LIAR AND A LOSER!!! I have witnesses
that my name is Boo-Boo he has none he should be arressted for lying
on the internet. He is so stupid he does not even know what he was
talkin about!!!!!!

two words MOTEL SIX!!!!

If you guys do not get it, look at the money sign and the no's that
are capitalizd

its too corny...?! if you can't get your too stupid....

funny

Back on topic people!!!! The letters were funny. Kit Cat rocks! Just
so ya'll remember!!!

ha..nicee