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• If this is timesharing, give me my share right now.
• If this is timesharing, give me my share right now. It's not time yet.
• If this is time-sharing, give me my share right now. It's not time yet.
• Lord, give me patience... right now!
• It's the Government's job to print the money, deliver the mail and declare war.
  Now give me my cigarettes. -- Florence King...
• It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
  It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
• SHARE: n. Give in, endure humiliation.
• hare, n: To give in, endure humiliation.