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Fortran Programmers Are Down In The Dumps.
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Fortran programmers are down in the dumps.
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Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.
FORTRAN programmers do it with SOAP.
FORTRAN programmers just DO it.
FORTRAN programmers do it with double precision.
Real Programmers don't read the "Wall Street Journal"; they read dumps.
Real programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.
FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who wear white socks....
Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.
