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  Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...
• Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
  Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....
• Chamberlin: The hometown show's the big one, Homer.
  Iha: Yeah, people who called you a weirdo in high school get to see what a successful freak you've become....
• Skinner scowls at Bart from the jury box] Skinner: [thinking] I know you can read my thoughts, Bart.
  Just a little reminder: if I found out you cut class, your ass is mine....
• Skinner: Bart, I'm impressed with what you did in there.
  You testified for the Quimby boy even though it was putting your own head in a noose....
• Homer: Barney, give me your keys. You're too drunk to drive.
  Barney: I'm fine. Homer: OK, you leave me no option....
• Homer: [on phone] Aw, I miss you too, Marge. But the law needs me!
  I'll be home as soon as I can. [hangs up, presses a button] Room service?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded.
  No leaving the house, not even for school....