Homer: Uh, Milhouse saw the elephant twice and rode him once,
right?
Mrs. Van Houten: Yes, but we paid you $4.
Homer: Well, that was under our old price structure. Under
our new price structure, your bill comes to a total of
$700. Now, you've already paid me $4, so that's just
$696 more that you owe me.
Mr. Van Houten: Get off our property.
-- So much for that idea, "Bart Gets an Elephant"
right?
Mrs. Van Houten: Yes, but we paid you $4.
Homer: Well, that was under our old price structure. Under
our new price structure, your bill comes to a total of
$700. Now, you've already paid me $4, so that's just
$696 more that you owe me.
Mr. Van Houten: Get off our property.
-- So much for that idea, "Bart Gets an Elephant"
Related:
- Mrs.K: Let's start with Milhouse's grandfather.
Van Houten
Uh, how many of you have a house? [children... - Skinner: Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair
Parents: Nay! [burning Willy tries to escape... - Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant
Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's... - Bart: OK! I won't bug Milhouse. But...well...Mrs
Van Houten, this is going to sound kind of... - Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville
He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up... - Warden: Our wildlife refuge is the ideal environment for your elephant
thousands of acres of simulated African savannah. ... - Bart: Just a minute, van Houten. Somebody needs to guard this
place at night so it doesn't get trashed
[offers a cap and baton] How'd you like to... - Marty: Let's try one more number.
Homer: Y'ello?
Bart
[grabs phone] KBBL is going to give me something stupid... - Homer: Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all
kinds of useful things like
love! Marge: Or double-ply windows. They look just...
