Good evening, everyone, and welcome to a wonderful evening of theater
and <picking up after yourselves>.
-- Principal Skinner's warm welcome (hint hint),
"I Love Lisa"
and <picking up after yourselves>.
-- Principal Skinner's warm welcome (hint hint),
"I Love Lisa"
Related:
- Principal Skinner: And now, our evening comes to an end.
Homer: [stands up] Woo-hoo! Principal Skinner... - Hello good evening and welcome,
to BLACKMAIL... - Good evening ladies and gentlemen,
and welcome to the universal amphitheater... - I have had a perfectly wonderful evening,
but this wasn't it... - Otto: [at Bart's wake] Good-bye, little dude.
[to Principal Skinner] He looks so lifelike,
man! Pr.S: Yes, the nurse did a wonderful job reconstructing... - I burn to set the imprison'd wranglers free,
And give them voice and utterance once again.
Now stir the fire, and close the shutters fast, Let... - Welcome to the Wonderful World of FL
SINGLES!!!!... - Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner. Some student (possibly
Bart Simpson) has been circulating candy hearts with crude off-color
sentiments.
What can I say, I've got a weakness for the classics... - Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
Marge: Well, honey, when I... Homer: [puts up a hand]...
From the same category:
- Lisa: [touches Bart's injured arm]
Bart: Ow! Quit it.
Lisa: [touches Bart's injured arm] Bart: Ow! Quit... - Without it, I could, uh... go even blinder! ... Right?
Mr. Mitchell, after the cops find his marijuana, ... - Kent: We've just received word of a high-speed desert chase.
The suspects have been identified as Ruth Powers... - Homer: Lisa, Lisa! Where were you? You missed the most incredible
thing.
Lisa: [grateful] Hi, Dad! [hugs him] Homer: I ate... - Homer: All right, his story checks out. Marge, would you love me more
if I were President?
'Cause I'll do it if it'll make you happy. Marge: Homey...
