Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
You know, he fought the windmill...
Marge: Don Quixote?
Homer: No, that's not it. What's-his-name, the Man of La Mancha.
Marge: Don Quixote.
Homer: No!
Marge: I really think that was the character's name. Don Quixote.
Homer: Fine! I'll look it up! [heads off and consults a reference]
Marge: [annoyed] Well, who was it?
Homer: [quietly fuming] Nevermind.
-- "The New Kid on the Block"
You know, he fought the windmill...
Marge: Don Quixote?
Homer: No, that's not it. What's-his-name, the Man of La Mancha.
Marge: Don Quixote.
Homer: No!
Marge: I really think that was the character's name. Don Quixote.
Homer: Fine! I'll look it up! [heads off and consults a reference]
Marge: [annoyed] Well, who was it?
Homer: [quietly fuming] Nevermind.
-- "The New Kid on the Block"
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Marge: All right.
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and his wife over for drinks sometime.
Marge: Hmm, I don't think he's married, Homer. Homer... - Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list]
I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer... - Homer: Look, I know I'm not witty like that critic guy,
but does he know _all_ the words to the Oscar... - Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your
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Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge... - Homer: Look, Marge! They opened a new high-tech gadget store!
You love high-tech gadgets. Marge: No, I don't... - Homer: You know, Marge, for the first time in our marriage I can finally
look down my nose at you.
_You_ have a gambling problem! Marge: That's true.... - Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
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Bart: You rule intensive care!
"Homer's Triple... - Skinner: [to Lisa] The Grand Exulted Leader requests a moment of your
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of Slash-Co to reap the benefits of their new Nev-R-Dull knife
edge.
Here, shake hands with the Slash-Co! [hands... - Bart: Cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that.
Thousands and thousands of people saw _your_... - My girlfriend's dancing topless at the airport bar.
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