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• Marge: Then how about going as Florida? You enjoy orange juice, old people like you -- Lisa
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• Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
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• Marge: What do I do? Smithers: Heh, heh, heh. Marge, please!
  According to your r\'esum\'e you this machine....
• Marge: [feeling for Homer's breath with her hand] He's not dead!
  Burns: No, but his career is. I remember when Al Jolson ran amok at the Winter Garden and climbed the Chrysler building....
• Smithers: Oh my God! I knew I shouldn't have left..
  . Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know Homer Simpson, he pitched in around the office while you were away....
• Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such instructional videos as "Mothballing Your Battleship" and "Dig Your Own Grave, And Save!
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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.
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