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• Captain's Log, Stardate 6051: Had trouble sleeping last nigh
  my hiatal hernia is acting up. The ship is drafty and damp....
• There's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim.
• Star Trek? Is that the one with Ed McMahon and the Klingons?
• Captain! It's Bob Morgan off starboard bow unlurking.
• Why does the U.S.S. ENTERPRISE ("Star Trek") stock so much toilet paper?
  To wipe out the Klingons around Uranus....
• Chang: "I offer into the record this excerpt from the captain's personal log.
  Kirk: "I have never trusted Klingons...and I never will....
• All you Klingons, you want to ravage helpless Earthwomen.
  Brute." -- They really should have named this, "I Married a Klingon." -- From DC's STAR TREK...
• So you're from outer space!" "Actually, I'm from Iowa
  I just WORK in outer space." -- Captain Kirk on careers -- Star Trek IV...
• Oh no! Beta! -- Snake inspects his haul, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie