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• Samantha: Hi. Bart: Hey, what's with the skirt?
  Milhouse: I've brought friends to this treehouse before....
• Bart: Hey, Samantha, I'm sorry about getting you thrown in the penguin house.
  Samantha: That's all right, Bart. I love Saint Sebastian [School]....
• Milhouse: Uh... That's a nice dress. Samantha: My Dad makes me wear it.
  I hate it. Milhouse: Uh, I hate it, too!...
• Ms.K: I'm sure this is a little scary for you, dear.
  Samantha: Uh huh. Ms.K: So, why don't you stand in front of the class and tell us about yourself....
• Mr.Stanky: Samantha, you're my little girl, and sometimes my imagination runs away with me.
  Just, just tell me what happened. Samantha: Well, Milhouse and I....
• Marge: [hearing radio] Mmm...this sounds awfully controversial.
  Lisa, you _know_ I don't like controversy in this house....
• Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner. Some student (possibly Bart Simpson) has been circulating candy hearts with crude off-color sentiments.
  -- What can I say, I've got a weakness for the classics, "I Love Lisa...
• Edna: OK, it's book report time. We'll do them alphabetically.
  Today it's A through M. Bart: I'm saved!...
• Clerk: A good rule of thumb is two years' salary, sir.
  Try this. Principal Skinner: I can't afford that, I'm an educator!...