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• It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. -- Homer Simpson Colonel Home
• Homer: What are you doing, Marge? Didn't you hear the song?
  Marge: No, I had to go rent the bulldozer. Ned...
• Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the end: the end of dog racing.
  Everyone: Boo! Marge: I think they're in love....
• Marge, you make it sound so seamy. All I did was spend the afternoon in her trailer watching her try on some outfits.
  -- Homer tries to reassure Marge, "(Lurleen on Me)...
• Ranger: I won't lie to you. Our chances of finding your children are slim to nil.
  Lisa: [from below] Hi mom! [Smithers and the kids are waving at Marge] Marge...
• Lamb: [In a baaa-ful voice...] Please Lisa, I thought you loved me, loved me.
  Marge: What's wrong, Lisa? Didn't you get enough lamb chops?...
• Marge: All our money's tied up in this woman. If she fails, we're broke.
  If she succeeds, I have no husband. I don't know what to root for....
• Marge: I wrote a poem for you this afternoon, Homer.
  It's called, `To a Husband'. Homer: Okay, okay....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...