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• All cruelty springs from weakness. -- Seneca
• Largo: [tapping on music stand] Lisa. [taps louder] LISA SIMPSON!
  [finally attracting her attention] Lisa, there's no room for crazy bebop in "My Country 'Tis of Thee"....
• Boss: Look, our ratings are down, and the station is being swamped with angry calls and letter-bombs.
  [A few letter-bombs explode in a pile] And it's all your fault!...
• Apu: I'm hoping you enjoy this movie. It made every Indian critic's top 400 list.
  Woman: [singing] Love love love love love! I'm in love with lovely Johnny....
• At least we'll be away from all this openness. No, this is too strange for us.
  We are creatures of outer space. Soon, we will be safe in the comforting closeness of walls....
• A critic is someone who points out how imperfectly other people do what the critic does not do at all.
• Marge: Who is this woman? Homer: Well, right now, she's an out-of-work cocktail waitress, but she's going to be a country music superstar like.
  .. uh... that jerk in the cowboy hat... and that dead lady. -- "(Lurleen on Me)...
• If space is a vacuum, does that mean the Universe sucks?
• Now this is made from a space-age fabric specially designed for Elvis.
  Sweat actually cleans this suit! -- Clerk at the Corpulent Cowboy, "(Lurleen on Me)...