Homer: I'll build him a doghouse. [starts sketching]
Marge: Oh, I don't know...
Homer: Don't worry, I just drew up a little blueprint.
Let me walk you through it.
[shows his sketch, quality rivaling that of a 4-year-old]
This is the door. He goes through that. ... This is the roof.
... This happy character here is the sun. He shines down on the
house, see?
-- The best-laid plans, "Bart the Lover"
Marge: Oh, I don't know...
Homer: Don't worry, I just drew up a little blueprint.
Let me walk you through it.
[shows his sketch, quality rivaling that of a 4-year-old]
This is the door. He goes through that. ... This is the roof.
... This happy character here is the sun. He shines down on the
house, see?
-- The best-laid plans, "Bart the Lover"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but.... - Homer: Marge! You waited for me.
Marge: Er --
Home
OK, Marge, let's go. Marge: I'll catch up to you. Home... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?... - Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any
more.
I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you -- especially his children.... - Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?... - Brodka: I thought I told you, don't return for busted merchandise!
Homer: What are you doing to my son? Brodka: I'm afraid your son broke the eleventh commandme... - Ned: Homer? I'm as permissive as the next parent, I mea
just yesterday I let Todd buy some red-hots with a cartoon devil on the box, but you can't possibly think it's appropriate for your ten-year-old son to work in a burlesque house!... - Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something
happens.
Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
