Hairdresser: So, what's the verdict?
Woman: [realizes she's been given a Marge Simpson hairdo]
Oh, dear God! I can't even put a bag over my head!
Hairdresser: Yes you can.
-- "Homer Alone"
Woman: [realizes she's been given a Marge Simpson hairdo]
Oh, dear God! I can't even put a bag over my head!
Hairdresser: Yes you can.
-- "Homer Alone"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you... - The most important thing a woman can have--next to talent,
of course--is her hairdresser. -- Joan... - Marge: Are you sure the children will get enough nutrition from these
pretzels?
Skinner: [robotic tone] Yes, I am sure. Sure as sure... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I... - Marge: What? Oh my God!
[Homer turns off the light]
[we can still see Marge's eyes in the dark -
as in any cartoon] Homer: Marge, could you close your... - Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your
class.
Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm,
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer...
From the same category:
- I took Lily to the local cinematorium, where our passions were inflamed
by Clark Gable's reckless use of the word "Damn".
[Young Burns and Lily leave the theater, Burns covered... - Homer: {[excited] The mail, the mail is here!
[Reading.]
Oooh,
an urgent plea from Edward James Olmos. "Lisa Simpson... - Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV
saying we didn't want you in our family.
But those were just actors playing us! Bart... - Krusty: Kids...Itchy and Scratchy can't be here today.
But instead, we've got the next best thing... - Lisa: What's this?
Alison: Oh, it's for the school diorama competition.
Lisa: You're finished _already_? But the competition...
