Homer: Hey, you guys aren't from around here, are you?
Man 1: Ach, nein. We are from Chermany. He is from ze East.
I am from ze Vest.
Man 2: I hat a big company, and he hat a big company, and now we
have a very big company.
Man 1: We are interested in buying the power plant.
Do you think the owner will ever sell it?
Homer: Well, I happen to know that he won't sell it for less than
$100 million!
Man 2: 100 million?
Man 1: [opens a briefcase of cash, counts] Eins, zwei, drei, vier,
fuenf... Oh, don't vorry, we still enough left to buy the
Cleveland Browns.
-- Buy one, get one free,
"Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
Man 1: Ach, nein. We are from Chermany. He is from ze East.
I am from ze Vest.
Man 2: I hat a big company, and he hat a big company, and now we
have a very big company.
Man 1: We are interested in buying the power plant.
Do you think the owner will ever sell it?
Homer: Well, I happen to know that he won't sell it for less than
$100 million!
Man 2: 100 million?
Man 1: [opens a briefcase of cash, counts] Eins, zwei, drei, vier,
fuenf... Oh, don't vorry, we still enough left to buy the
Cleveland Browns.
-- Buy one, get one free,
"Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
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