Homer: What is it, boy?
Bart: Mmph. Mmph. Mmph.
Homer: Is anything the matter, my son? Talk to me, young man.
Bart: [takes a pad and writes, `Say my name'.]
Homer: Say your name? Why should I do that, my lad?
Bart: Because I'm jinxed, dammit!
Homer: [punches Bart in the arm]
Bart: Ow! What was that for!?
Homer: You spoke while you were jinxed, so I get to punch you in the
arm! Sorry, it's the law! Heh heh.
-- A kid at heart, "Flaming Moe's"
Bart: Mmph. Mmph. Mmph.
Homer: Is anything the matter, my son? Talk to me, young man.
Bart: [takes a pad and writes, `Say my name'.]
Homer: Say your name? Why should I do that, my lad?
Bart: Because I'm jinxed, dammit!
Homer: [punches Bart in the arm]
Bart: Ow! What was that for!?
Homer: You spoke while you were jinxed, so I get to punch you in the
arm! Sorry, it's the law! Heh heh.
-- A kid at heart, "Flaming Moe's"
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