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• Announcer: We interrupt this cartoon for a special report.
  Homer: [gasps] Someone found my keys! -- Prioritizing the news, "Bart After Dark...
• Announcer: It's "Channel Six Action News." [several explosions are shown] Ba
  Ah, Action News. The last place an impressionable kid can go for TV violence....
• We interrupt this quote for an important bulletin...
• Burns: Oh, meltdown. It's one of those annoying buzzwords.
  We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus. Episode: 8F04, Homer Defined...
• Homer: I can't believe your mother went out to have fun without me.
  Bart: Don't worry. You'll feel better once we put your hair up in curlers and give you a makeover, [slyly] Homina....
• Bulletin -- Bulletin -- Bulletin -- Bulletin -- Bulletin -- Bulletin This is a Bulletin -- Bulletin -- Bulleti
  The sun did not come out this morning, Huge cracks are appearing in the Earth's surface, and huge rocks are falling out of the sky!...
• .. are the STEWED PRUNES still in the HAIR DRYER? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• We just joined the civil hair patrol! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Homer: Now, sweetie, don't worry about a thing. I'll teach you to comb it over so no one can tell.
  Just like my hair! [Marge imagines herself with a Homer-esque comb-over, and breaks into sobs] -- A fate worse than death?...