Homer: I'll get our letter so wet, the ink will run and no one will
be able to read it!
Bart: Yeah, but don't other people have mail in there?
Homer: So a few people won't get a few letters, boo hoo!
You know the kind of letters people write. "Dear somebody you've
never heard of, How is so-and-so?
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah. Yours truly, some bozo." Big
loss.
-- On watering the mail to prevent a letter from being
mailed, "Blood Feud"
be able to read it!
Bart: Yeah, but don't other people have mail in there?
Homer: So a few people won't get a few letters, boo hoo!
You know the kind of letters people write. "Dear somebody you've
never heard of, How is so-and-so?
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah. Yours truly, some bozo." Big
loss.
-- On watering the mail to prevent a letter from being
mailed, "Blood Feud"
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