Smithers, don't feel so bad. After all, that kidney you donated to me
really hit the spot.
-- Burns, consoling Smithers, who is unable to give the
blood necessary to save his life, "Blood Feud"
really hit the spot.
-- Burns, consoling Smithers, who is unable to give the
blood necessary to save his life, "Blood Feud"
Related:
- Burns: By the way, what was the lad's name?
Smithers:
Uh, Bart Simpson, sir. Burns: Who? Smithers: He's... - You know, it's funny, Smithers. I tried every tincture and poultice and
tonic and patent medicine there is,
and all I really needed was the blood of a young boy... - Smithers, I'm back in the pink! Full of pith and vinegar!
Mr. Burns is full of energy after his transfusion,... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Burns: [weakly] Smithers, I'm not going to make it.
I want to dictate my epitaph. Smithers: [choked... - Marge: Homer, you don't do things like that to be rewarded.
You do them because a fellow human being needs... - I can't believe you guys. There's a human being out there with millions
of dollars who needs our help.
And you don't want to cash in? -- Homer tries to... - Burns: Oh, top of the morning to ye! Why, look who's here!
It's ... good old... You! Man: Hi, Mr. Burns. Burns... - Burns: Who are you?
Homer: [thinks] Don't tell him.
Give him a fake name. [aloud] Homer Simpson...
From the same category:
- The world's greatest daredevil, the man who's no stranger to danger,
if he's not in action, he's in traction... Captain... - Marge: I can't believe our government would set up Bart like that!
I'm must say, I'm very angry at the State Department... - Bart: [Daniel Stern's voice, a la Wonder Years] Me?
Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize... - Marge: Maybe a part-time job is the answer.
Bart: Oh,
Mom, I couldn't ask you to do that. Your already taking... - Andy Williams: [singing off-camera]
...my huckleberry friend
Moon river,
and me. [audience applauds] Nelson:...
