Homer: About last night. You might have noticed Daddy acting a little
strange and you probably don't understand why.
Bart: I understand why. You were wasted.
-- Damage control, "War of the Simpsons"
strange and you probably don't understand why.
Bart: I understand why. You were wasted.
-- Damage control, "War of the Simpsons"
Related:
- Homer: I'm sorry it happened, and I just hope you didn't lose a lot of
respect for me.
Bart: Dad, I have as much respect for you as I ever... - Marge: You are going to stay here and explain to Bart why you scarred
him for life.
Homer: No, I didn't! I ... Oh, you mean inside, don't... - Bart: Homer!
Homer: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Homer's what grownups call me.
Call me daddy. Bart: Homer. Homer: Daddy. ... - Wiggum: If it isn't my old friends from Springfield,
the Simpsons! What brings you folks to New... - Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.
Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom... - Homer: Hey, Flanders, next time why don't you put a little alcohol in
it!
Ned: Au contraire, Simpson. It has three shots of... - Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing... - Homer: Yes sir! This is a real adventure! Why, I bet there are people
who would trade everything they have in the world for an
adventure like this.
Bart: You mean like <we> just did? -- The Simpsons... - Marge: You took a new job in a strange town without discussing it with
your family?
Homer: Of course not. I wouldn't do that! [pause]...
