Marge: [slaps Homer's hand] Homer! You promised.
Homer: I promised I wouldn't eat? Never! You lie!
-- Homer helps himself to the party snacks,
"War of the Simpsons"
Homer: I promised I wouldn't eat? Never! You lie!
-- Homer helps himself to the party snacks,
"War of the Simpsons"
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-- Homer helps himself to the party snacks,
"War of the... - Marge: Homer, remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to six
servings a week?
Homer: Marge, I'm only human. Principal... - Marge: Homer, go easy on the alkyhol. Remember last year at the
Winfields' party when you threw up in the laundry hamper?
Homer: No. Marge: Mm. -- Homer starts getting tipsy... - Marge: Are you all right, Homer?
Homer: I'm fine,
I'm just thinking. Marge: I've been thinking, too... - Homer: [grabbing Marge] Yer gotta redda kid forrad yarrar!
Marge: Homer, what is it? Slow down! Homer: [slowly]... - Marge: Homer, those were very thoughtful presents, but you have to tell
me where you got the money from.
Homer: All right, Marge, I'll tell you, but first you... - Homer: Never thrown a party? What about that big bash we had with all
the champagne and musicians and holy men and everything?
Marge: That was our wedding! Homer: Oh. -- pre-party... - Marge: [walking up] So, Homer, how'd you do?
Homer:
[glum] Well, I... Super: Ladies, please don't tell... - Marge: You are going to stay here and explain to Bart why you scarred
him for life.
Homer: No, I didn't! I ... Oh, you mean inside, don't...
