Mr. B: There is a wonderful girl's future at stake.
Homer: Well, if she's so wonderful, give her an A!
Mr. B: I <am> giving her an A.
Homer: Great, but don't tell her it was a favor to me. Tell her she
earned it.
Mr. B: Mr. Simpson, she <did> earn it.
Homer: You are smooth, I'll give you that.
-- On Lisa's education, "Lisa's Substitute"
Homer: Well, if she's so wonderful, give her an A!
Mr. B: I <am> giving her an A.
Homer: Great, but don't tell her it was a favor to me. Tell her she
earned it.
Mr. B: Mr. Simpson, she <did> earn it.
Homer: You are smooth, I'll give you that.
-- On Lisa's education, "Lisa's Substitute"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - She looks around and sees everybody else's dad with a good education,
youthful looks, and a clean credit record, and thinks... - Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam... - Homer: Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was
sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can.
[splice] -- o I grab her -- [splice] sweet can... - Homer: Ehh, someone had to take the babysitter home.
Then I noticed she was sitting on the gummi... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Lisa: [on the phone]
Dad, I broke my last saxophone reed,
and I need you to get me a new one. Homer: Uh... - Lisa knocks]
Smithers: [answers] Yes? I -- why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter.
Lisa: I thought you might be able to help me get in... - Phoebe: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit
left her body,
it um, kind of stuck around in me. Mr. Adelman: You're...
