Krusty: See the boy, five dollars, or call him, twenty-four hours a day,
on "BartChat".
[A little girl dials "BartChat"]
Barney: BartChat.
Girl: Are you Bart?
Barney: Sure I am. I didn't do nothin'.
Girl: Uh, isn't it, I didn't do _it_?
Barney: Yeah, whatever. [burps]
-- Details, "Bart Gets Famous"
on "BartChat".
[A little girl dials "BartChat"]
Barney: BartChat.
Girl: Are you Bart?
Barney: Sure I am. I didn't do nothin'.
Girl: Uh, isn't it, I didn't do _it_?
Barney: Yeah, whatever. [burps]
-- Details, "Bart Gets Famous"
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