Lisa: A long-lost half-brother. How Dickensian!
Bart: So, any idea where this bastard lives?
Homer: Bart!
Bart: His parents aren't married are they?
It's the correct word, isn't it?
Homer: I guess he's got us there.
Marge: Mmm...
Bart: [singing]
Bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard
bastard!
Marge: Bart!
Homer: Bart! Baart!
-- car ride, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
Bart: So, any idea where this bastard lives?
Homer: Bart!
Bart: His parents aren't married are they?
It's the correct word, isn't it?
Homer: I guess he's got us there.
Marge: Mmm...
Bart: [singing]
Bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard
bastard!
Marge: Bart!
Homer: Bart! Baart!
-- car ride, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
Related:
- Holy moly, the bastard's rich!
-- Homer, seeing his brother's mansion,
"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou... - Holy Moly! The bastard's rich!
-- Homer Simpson
Oh Brother,
Where Art Thou... - BMW Bastard
Money... - grow up to be shiftless
bastard... - SAAB Such an arrogant
bastard... - Thirsty bastard...thirsty barking bastard...
--
Edmund to Spaniard :... - Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet?
Homer: Just a little further!
Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little... - Bart: So, Mr. Itchy, you think you're God's gift to women,
do you? Lisa: Don't do it, Bart. [Bart pulls... - Willy: {Burns cost me my groundskeeping job at the school.
And I'm too superstitious to take the one...
