Krusty: Bart! I need to use you in a sketch.
Bart: You want me to be on the show?
Krusty: It's just one line. Mel's supposed to say it, but he's dead.
Bart: Dead?
Krusty: Or sick, I dunno. I forget. Anyway, all you gotta do is say,
"I am waiting for a bus." Then I hit you with pies for five
minutes. Got that?
Bart: "I am waiting for a bus."
Krusty: Makes _me_ laugh. Let's go!
-- Humor for the masses, "Bart Gets Famous"
Bart: You want me to be on the show?
Krusty: It's just one line. Mel's supposed to say it, but he's dead.
Bart: Dead?
Krusty: Or sick, I dunno. I forget. Anyway, all you gotta do is say,
"I am waiting for a bus." Then I hit you with pies for five
minutes. Got that?
Bart: "I am waiting for a bus."
Krusty: Makes _me_ laugh. Let's go!
-- Humor for the masses, "Bart Gets Famous"
Related:
- Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme... - Bart: What happened?
Krusty: Aw, don't worry about that.
You're just finished, that's all. Bart: Finished... - Krusty: Oh, man. It's a miracle we got through that one.
Remind me never to let you on stage again,... - Edna: OK, kids, open your books to page sixty --
[a phone rings;
Bart wakes up and pulls it from his pocket] Bart... - Krusty: Hi, kids! Who do you love?
Kids: Krusty!
Krusty: How much do you love me? [Bart and... - Clerk: Sorry, the bank is-- oh, kid. Gosh, I'm sorry,
I meant to tell you -- turns out Krusty is one... - Bart: I bet I can prove Krusty's innocent, but... [meekly] I need your
help.
Lisa: [genuinely not knowing] You do? Why? Bart:... - Bart: Wow. Bein' in show business is like a dream.
We're really lucky, aren't we? Workman: I... - Bart: Krusty's my hero. How could I do this to him?
Lisa: It's a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, you...
From the same category:
- Lisa: Why don't you go see Grampa?
Bart: What can <he> do?
Lisa: He'll give you good advice. He's the toughest... - Burns: His name?
Smithers: [holding a copy of the incriminating photo]
Homer Simpson sir,
a low-level employee in sector 7G. Burns: Simpson... - Homer: {I can't believe my little boy is already going on his first
date.
[sings] Sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset... ... - The Inventor I Admire, by Bart Simpson.
The inventor I admire is not a rich man or a famous man or even a smart
man.
He's my father, Homer Simpson. -- "Flaming... - Martin: Uh, Sir, why don't you just use real cows?
Painter:
Cows don't look like cows on film. You gotta use horses...
