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• Bob: You do know I used to have a...problem with trying to kill people.
  Cecil: Goodness! I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the past decade, in a cave with my eyes shut, and my fingers in my ears....
• Bob: You can't do this! I saved the children's lives, I'm a hero!
  Cecil: [craftily] Tell them they'll live to regret this....
• Cecil: At last I'm going to do what Bob never could.
  Kill Bart Simpson! Bart: Throwing me off a dam?...
• Cecil: I forgot to mention, I'm planning to blow up the dam with you inside.
  Bob: Well, obviously. -- "The Brother From Another Serie...
• Lisa: Oh, it's hopeless, utterly, utterly hopeless.
  Bob: Oh, I see. When it's one of _my_ evil schemes, you can't foil it fast enough, but when _Cecil_ tries to kill you, it's [imitating her] hopeless, utterly, utterly hopeless....
• Bart: [holding Cecil's eyes closed from behind] Guess who?
  Cecil: Maris? -- Metahumor, "The Brother From Another Serie...
• Bob: You wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five!
  What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college....
• Cecil: Hello, brother. All's well, I trust? Bob
  It most certainly is _not_. The workmen you've given me don't know their asses from the hole in the ground they blew up yesterday....
• Cecil: When that pie hit your face, I saw my dreams explode in a burst of cream and crust.
  But I suppose I should thank you. After all, it lead me to my true calling....