Krusty: Once In A Great While, We Are Privileged To Experience A Television Event So Extraordinary, It Becomes Part Of Our Shared Heritage.

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Krusty: Once in a great while, we are privileged to experience a
television event so extraordinary, it becomes part of our shared
heritage.
[picture of astronaut on the moon, against American flag]
1969: Man walks on the moon.
[picture of astronaut about to swing on the moon]
1971: Man walks on the moon... again.
[pictures stop]
Then, for a long time, nothing happened. Until tonight.
-- Slow century, indeed,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"

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