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• Lenny: Well, we made it here first. All thanks to teamwork.
  Carl: Yeah, *my* teamwork. -- "Mountain of Madne...
• Smithers: Now pair off as I draw your names. Lenny and.
  .. Carl. Carl: Aw nuts! I mean, um... Aw nuts. -- "Mountain of Madne...
• Carl: According to the map, the cabin should be right here.
  Lenny: Hey, maybe there is no cabin. Maybe it's one of them metaphorical things....
• Lenny: Hey: nice threads. Homer: Whew, I'm beat. And after work I've got to dedicate a new Jiffy Lube and cohost the Ace Awards.
  Lenny: Wow! Jiffy Lube! Carl: Boy, you're really running yourself ragged....
• Lenny: Aw, if they hire a woman we won't be able to spit on the floor.
  Carl: And we can't take off our pants when it gets real hot....
• Lenny: See, all along I've been telling Carl I'm married to a beauty queen.
  Now, he's coming over for dinner. Marge: Oh, Lenny, I'm sure he'll like your wife no matter what she looks like....
• Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
  [gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
• Burns: Meltdown alert? Mad dog drill? Blimp attack?
  Ah... I think a good old-fashioned fire drill today....
• Homer: [gasps] Duck! I can't let the boys see me with you!
  Ned: What? Homer: [grunts, pushes Ned down] Hi! Lenny...