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  Lisa: [from below] Hi mom! [Smithers and the kids are waving at Marge] Marge...
• Marge: Don't worry, kids. This is a national park.
  We can have lots of fun! Ranger: Oh, I'm afraid that's no longer true, ma'am....
• Ranger: Hey, what is going on here? Who are you people?
  This is a lookout post. Where is Ranger McFadden?...
• Ranger: Okay, search party, before we set out, let's take a moment to humor the children.
  [to Bart and Lisa] Kids, your father's gonna be just fine!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Can you give me a lift back?" "Ah -- can do. But won't." -- Monty Pytho
• I just had an emotional breakdown. Wanna give me a lift?
• I 'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me "spade.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• Marge: Well, I'm sure some of you already know me. I'm Bart Simpson's mother.
  [everyone laughs; Nelson pushes Bart] [Marge goes up to Bart and starts wiping dirt off his cheek] Ba...