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  Ha! Marge: Well, I guess Macy's and Gimbels learned to live side by side....
• Look at them! They've jumped on the one franchise I might possibly have considered thinking about becoming interested in.
  -- Oh, that's a downer, Marge, "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
• Marge needs help... and God knows I'm not the man to provide it.
  But I know who can....
• Cletus: [waving] Hey slow down! I wants to talk to you!
  [Homer stops the car] Cletus: Give us three hundred pretzels....
• Grampa: [in boxers] I had that dream again... Home
  Oh, thank God, it's only Grampa. [slams door] -- "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
• Lenny: Wow, check out that van! It looks like it doesn't even _need_ out business.
  Carl: Hey, let's go!...
• Well, here I am -- 11905 Dead Weasel Road. I don't see any apartment building.
  -- You SURE you don't smell a fish, Marge?, "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
• Marge: Hmm! It's not bad! Frank: It's not only not bad -- it's not bread.
  Knot bread", you get it? [chuckles] See?...
• They say the pancakes here stink.
  -- Agnes Skinner at the Municipal House of Pancakes, "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...