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• You folks are free to roam the grounds. Uh, just remember, one of our patients is a cannibal.
  Try to guess which one! I think you'll be pleasantly surprised....
• Lisa: Hmm. Pressure dropping, humidity rising over eighty percent, increasing wind?
  [consults "How, Why, and Huh? Book of Weather"] Here we are -- chapter two...
• Ned: Maude? Rod? Todd? Todd: [upside down; lying on the rubble] I'm right here, Daddy.
  Maude: Oh Neddy, it was terrifying. I thought I was headed for the eternal bliss of paradise....
• Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.
  } Smithers: {Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_....
• Ned: Rev. Lovejoy, with all that's happened to us today, I kinda feel like Job.
  Lovejoy: Well, aren't you being a tad melodramatic, uh, Ned?...
• Th-th-th-that's what I think!
• You may be redneck... if you've ever been banished from a bowling alley.
• Dr. Foster: Well, how are you feeling this evening?
  Ned: Uh, actually, I'm a little chilly. Can I have another strait jacket?...
• Homer: Ned Flanders, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish to the eyes of others.
  Ned: Well howdy, Homer! [partition slides up] Ooh, thanks for dropping by!...