I will now read these special vows which Homer has prepared for this
occasion. "Do you, Marge, take Homer, in richness and in poorness" --
poorness is underlined -- "in impotence and in potence, in quiet
solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey-
navigated"... [consults the notecards] ... and it goes on like this.
-- Rev. Lovejoy officiates the Simpson's wedding,
"A Milhouse Divided"
occasion. "Do you, Marge, take Homer, in richness and in poorness" --
poorness is underlined -- "in impotence and in potence, in quiet
solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey-
navigated"... [consults the notecards] ... and it goes on like this.
-- Rev. Lovejoy officiates the Simpson's wedding,
"A Milhouse Divided"
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I had to make it up to you. I really love you... - Homer: Oh, good. Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back!
He _has_ to push the sanctity of marriage, or his God... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Loyal Stonecutters, let us begin our reenactment of the
Battle of Gettysburg.
[camera pulls back to reveal scattered, costumed monkeys]... - Marge: Reverend Lovejoy, I had a bit of an ulterior motive in
inviting you to dinner.
Rev. Lovejoy: [surprised and angry] What!? -- "Homer... - Marge: You said you'd do it as a favor to me.
Homer:
That doesn't sound like something I'd say. Marge: Fine... - Homer: [on phone] Woo hoo! Aw, Marge, that's great news.
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