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• Shary: Hello, Willie. Lisa: You know her? Willie
  Aye. Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country....
• Burns: Bah, humbug. Shary: Oh, Mr. Burns, I think you'll find all life's problems just float away when you're flying a kite.
  [gives him one] Burns: Balderdash. This is the silliest load of....
• Shary: Lisa, don't sit in front of that telly like a fly stuck on a toffee.
  It's a great big world out there. Lisa: Been there, done it....
• Marge: That Shary Bobbins is a miracle worker. The kids love her, the house is spotless, and my hair's grown back.
  It's so full and thick it can support a beach umbrella....
• Homer: Question two. Who was your last employer? Shary
  Lord and Lady Huffington of Sussex. Homer: [whispering] Marge, do we know them?...
• Shary: Bart Simpson, this room is a frightful mess.
  Bart: I'll get right on it. [hurls a cupcake on the wall] Shary...
• Marge: [sits down] Shary, you did the best you could.
  But you can't change this family. And neither can I....
• Shary: Hello, I'm Shary Bobbins. Homer: Did you say Mary Po.
  .. Shary: No, I definitely did not. I'm an original creation, like Rickey Rouse, or Monald Muck....
• Homer: Shary Bobbins, I want another beer. Shary: Well, you know, Homer [musical intro, Shary starts singing] If there's a job that must be done, You'll find it's much more fun.
  .. Homer: [interrupting] You'll find it's even _more_ fun if _you_ get it for _me_!...