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• Oh, Marge, I just had a couple of beers.
  -- From Romeo to Homer, "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-ciou...
• Homer: Question two. Who was your last employer? Shary
  Lord and Lady Huffington of Sussex. Homer: [whispering] Marge, do we know them?...
• Lisa: Uh, Mom? Marge: [annoyed] What?! Lisa
  Um, there's a hair in my soup. But I'll just eat around it....
• Marge: My, she seems too good to be true. Homer: I'll say.
  Her butt waxed the banister. Marge: Ooh, I can see myself!...
• Bart: Ma, could you get me some milk? Marge: [feeding Maggie] Can't you get it yourself?
  Bart: No, that's okay. I'll just go without liquid....
• Marge: [sits down] Shary, you did the best you could.
  But you can't change this family. And neither can I....
• Homer: Now, sweetie, don't worry about a thing. I'll teach you to comb it over so no one can tell.
  Just like my hair! [Marge imagines herself with a Homer-esque comb-over, and breaks into sobs] -- A fate worse than death?...
• Marge: I guess we're not going to find anyone. Lisa
  We have our own suggestions for the new nanny. Would you like to hear them?...
• Marge: That Shary Bobbins is a miracle worker. The kids love her, the house is spotless, and my hair's grown back.
  It's so full and thick it can support a beach umbrella....