Lisa: Dad, according to "Junior Skeptic Magazine," the chances are 175
million to one of another form of life actually coming in contact
with ours.
Homer: So?
Lisa: It's just that the people who claim they've seen aliens are
always pathetic low-lifes with boring jobs. Oh, and you, Dad.
[nervous laugh]
-- Once a skeptic, always a skeptic,
"The Springfield Files"
million to one of another form of life actually coming in contact
with ours.
Homer: So?
Lisa: It's just that the people who claim they've seen aliens are
always pathetic low-lifes with boring jobs. Oh, and you, Dad.
[nervous laugh]
-- Once a skeptic, always a skeptic,
"The Springfield Files"
Related:
- Homer: Promise not to laugh? I always wanted to own the Dallas Cowboys.
[Bart and Lisa laugh] Lisa: I'm sorry, Dad. I just... - You are the Skeptic.
You have the power to Doubt... - Me a skeptic?
I trust you can prove that!... - Homer shuts off the TV]
Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped. Marge: Oh, Homey... - Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar]
Homer:
No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Ooh la la!
Lisa: Hi, Dad.
Homer: You look great,
sweetheart. Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little... - Homer: Okay, Homer, nothing to be worried about. Just.
[gets punched] OOF! [way back in Row... - Lisa: Dad, can you take me to Dr. Hibbert's office?
Homer: Why? What's wrong? Lisa: Oh, nothing. I just...
