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• Marge: Has anyone seen Homer? Helen: Marge, better you should hear it from me than from some gossipy neighbor.
  Homer made a total jackass of himself. Lovejoy: Helen, that's enough....
• John: ...and Helen Lovejoy, sure, she looks blonde, but I've heard cuffs and collar don't match, if you get my drift.
  Marge: I don't, but I loved hearing it! -- Old gossip ain't what it used to be, "Homer's Phobia...
• D.A. Now, Mrs. Lovejoy, could you tell us a little about Marge Simpson?
  Helen: Well, as the wife of a minister, I'm privy to a lot of sensitive information....
• Helen: Howdy howdy, Marge and Home... oh, my mistake.
  Homer's not even *with* you. Probably just knocking back a few "refreshments....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Now, reader, I have told my dream to thee; See if thou canst interpret it to me Or to thyself, or neighbor.
  But take heed Of misinterpreting; for that, instead Of doing good, will but thyself abuse By misinterpreting evil issues....
• Lovejoy: [walks into the room] Yes, Marge? Marge
  Reverend, I gave Ned Flanders some bad advice. Now he could be in real trouble....
• Lovejoy: C'mon boy, this is the spot, right here. That's a good boy, do your dirty sinful business.
  Ned: Well, howdy, Reverend Lovejoy. Nice to see you there ....
• Ah, my friends, from the prison, they ask unto me, "How good, how good does it feel to be free?
  And I answer them most mysteriously: "Are birds free from the chains of the sky-way?...