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• Marge: Here's your lemonade, and here's your beer. Ooh, you're such a vigorous young go-getter.
  When's your next coffee break? Homer: [lascivious] Any time I want....
• Hank: The key to motivation is trust. Let me show you what I mean.
  I want you to close your eyes and fall backwards, and I'll catch you....
• Marge: You took a new job in a strange town without discussing it with your family?
  Homer: Of course not. I wouldn't do that! [pause] Why not?...
• You may be redneck... if your wife has a beer belly and you find it cute.
• When you go to buy, use your eyes, not your ears. Czech Proverb
• Choose a wife with your ears, not your eyes. French Proverb
• Beer Here, Get Your Ice Cold Beer Here! -- Beer Here...
• Hank: Your job will be to manage and motivate them.
  Give 'em the benefit of your years of experience....
• Have you lived here all your life? Oh, twice that long.