Blofeld: 20. Your move, Mr. Bond.
Bond: I'll take a hit, dealer. [Homer gives him a card] Joker! You
were supposed to take those out of the deck.
Homer: Oh, sorry. Here's another one.
Bond: What's this card? "Rules for Draw and Stud Poker"?
Blofeld: What a pity, Mr. Bond.
[Odd Job and Jaws grab Bond and drag him out]
Bond: But...but it's Homer's fault! I didn't lose. I never lose!
Well, at least tell me the details of your plot for world
domination.
Blofeld: Ho ho ho, I'm not going to fall for _that_ one again.
[as they all leave, Marge comes in, holding Maggie]
-- "$pringfield"
Bond: I'll take a hit, dealer. [Homer gives him a card] Joker! You
were supposed to take those out of the deck.
Homer: Oh, sorry. Here's another one.
Bond: What's this card? "Rules for Draw and Stud Poker"?
Blofeld: What a pity, Mr. Bond.
[Odd Job and Jaws grab Bond and drag him out]
Bond: But...but it's Homer's fault! I didn't lose. I never lose!
Well, at least tell me the details of your plot for world
domination.
Blofeld: Ho ho ho, I'm not going to fall for _that_ one again.
[as they all leave, Marge comes in, holding Maggie]
-- "$pringfield"
Related:
- Troy: [voiceover] When Springfield legalized gambling,
Homer became a blackjack dealer -- and comedy... - James Bond: What do you expect me to talk?
A. Goldfinger:
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die... - James Bond: What do you expect me to talk?
A.Goldfinger:
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized
that like most books,
it had too many words. The plot was the same one that... - Behave yourself,
Mr. Bond... - Goodbye,
Mr. Bond... - I suppose you expect me to talk."
"No, Mr. Bond.
I expect you to die." --... - The name is Bond --
James Bond...
