Bart: When the hell are we getting to... where the hell are we going?
Marge: Mmm. It's called Little Pwagmattasquarmesettport. It's known
as America's scrod basket.
Bart: I thought Springfield was America's scrod basket.
Marge: No, Springfield is America's crud bucket. At least according
to Newsweek.
-- You can see our house in that photo!,
"Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
Marge: Mmm. It's called Little Pwagmattasquarmesettport. It's known
as America's scrod basket.
Bart: I thought Springfield was America's scrod basket.
Marge: No, Springfield is America's crud bucket. At least according
to Newsweek.
-- You can see our house in that photo!,
"Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
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Barbara: Well,
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Bart:
They're _my_ friends rightfully. She only got them...
