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• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Chamberlin: The hometown show's the big one, Homer.
  Iha: Yeah, people who called you a weirdo in high school get to see what a successful freak you've become....
• Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma any more!
  [sets fire to it and starts singing] I am so smart!...
• Abe: I used to be `with it.' But then they changed what `it' was.
  Now what I'm `with' isn't `it' and what's `it' seems weird and scary to me....
• Homer: Oh, Marge. I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwitch.
  Marge: There might be one in this cooler. [digs in Frampton's cooler] Oh, here you go....
• Marge: 90% of the time, if the gas isn't pumping, this is your problem.
  [turns a switch at back which resets the pump] Evely...
• I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was.
  Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. -- "Homerpalooza...
• Clerk: Dude, karma. Homer: What? Clerk: [pointing at the hat] Karma, &l
  karma>. [pause] Homer: [neuter] Oh, I get it. [walks away] -- But I don't, "Homerpalooza...