Lisa: Mom, we're having a geography pageant at school, and I don't know
which state to go as.
Marge: In honor of legalized gambling, why not go as the state of
Nevada?
Lisa: No: Nevada makes my butt look big.
-- Texas would be worse, "$pringfield"
which state to go as.
Marge: In honor of legalized gambling, why not go as the state of
Nevada?
Lisa: No: Nevada makes my butt look big.
-- Texas would be worse, "$pringfield"
Related:
- Lisa: Dad, Mom said she'd be home to help me with my costume and she's
not,
and the geography pageant is tonight! Homer: Lisa,... - Lisa: Do you get the feeling this family is disintegrating?
I mean, we haven't had a meal with Mom all week... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: And now it's time for the Innocence Report with Homer Simpson.
[holds sign: "Innocence Report"] Homer: Hello. I am... - Bart: Wow, a former president living right across the street.
Homer: Oh, why did he have to move in on _my_ territory... - Lisa: Oh, Mom, please? You can make this my birthday *and* Christmas
presents.
Marge: You already used up your birthday and Christmas... - Lisa: Mom, can we talk to you?
Marge: Can't talk. Keeping myself in a state of catlike readiness.
Lisa: Uh, neat. -- "Fear of... - Now my EMOTIONAL RESOURCES are heavily committed to 23% of the
SMELTING and REFINING industry of the state of NEVADA!
Zippy the... - Marge: [sighs dreamily]
Lisa: Mom?
Marge: What? What?
Lisa: Why am I still rotting away in the second grade...
